apricockjam:

”’I’m really not a cat person”’

but their feeT LOOK LIKE BEANS

THEIR. FEET. LOOK. LIKE. BEANS.

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

bad·ass 
adjective, [bad-ass]
1. distinctively powerful; so exceptional as to be intimidating.
2. Tough or aggressive. 

(Source: kaldwins)

wrax:

my self esteem is droppin faster than that thun thun

(Source: geniusly)

theweezey:

things im good at

  • petting dogs
  • rolling my eyes
  •  ¿ that’s all.